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queen of cleans






    queen
  • The female ruler of an independent state, esp. one who inherits the position by right of birth

  • A woman or thing regarded as excellent or outstanding of its kind

  • a female sovereign ruler

  • promote to a queen, as of a pawn in chess

  • A king's wife

  • the only fertile female in a colony of social insects such as bees and ants and termites; its function is to lay eggs











queen of cleans - Long Live




Long Live the Queen of Clean: Tidy Tales for Troubled Times


Long Live the Queen of Clean: Tidy Tales for Troubled Times



A new voice for fans of Laurie Notaro, Celia Rivenbark and Sibel Hodge.

In this collection of humorous essays, Lulu Dean takes a slightly skewed look at housecleaning, laundry, friendship and the fate of the French maid’s uniform she once bought for Halloween.

Long Live the Queen of Clean also includes sample selections from Lulu’s essay collection Does This Pink Slip Make Me Look Fat? Tales of Job Loss, Weight Gain and Sweet Revenge.

About the Author

In her dreams, Lulu Dean has never ruined one of her husband’s shirts in the laundry, rarely eats twice her weight in red velvet cake and almost never holds a grudge against household appliances.

In the real world, however, she is the inquisitive, far from willowy and occasionally impatient author of Does This Pink Slip Make Me Look Fat?, Long Live the Queen of Clean and Her Royal Thighness and the Mannequins of Doom.

A new voice for fans of Laurie Notaro, Celia Rivenbark and Sibel Hodge.

In this collection of humorous essays, Lulu Dean takes a slightly skewed look at housecleaning, laundry, friendship and the fate of the French maid’s uniform she once bought for Halloween.

Long Live the Queen of Clean also includes sample selections from Lulu’s essay collection Does This Pink Slip Make Me Look Fat? Tales of Job Loss, Weight Gain and Sweet Revenge.

About the Author

In her dreams, Lulu Dean has never ruined one of her husband’s shirts in the laundry, rarely eats twice her weight in red velvet cake and almost never holds a grudge against household appliances.

In the real world, however, she is the inquisitive, far from willowy and occasionally impatient author of Does This Pink Slip Make Me Look Fat?, Long Live the Queen of Clean and Her Royal Thighness and the Mannequins of Doom.










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Week 24 — Death of a Prom Queen




Week 24 — Death of a Prom Queen





Week 24/52

There's always a line for the photographer's stage, on these things. Proms, Bar Mitzvahs, cotillions — the one thing he knows is that the girls always want to have their picture taken, and the boys almost always comply, in the hopes for some sloppy kissing and groping in the hallway, later. It's how it works, and it's never bothered him until now. There's a blonde and a pimple-faced kid, standing awkwardly in front of the red backdrop, but his eyes are drawn to the girl at the end of the line.

It takes him a few minutes to get through everyone and when the girl approaches him, he notices for the first time that she's the Prom Queen. A plastic tiara was placed lopsidedly on her hair and the mascara that once made her eyes open up with flair is now running down her cheeks. Her lipstick is smudged, but the most obvious sign of her decay is still the lack of a date by her side. She's the first girl he's photographing alone, this evening.

She's not hiding. There's no embarrassment in her stride as she motions to stand in front of the red curtain, no shame. She holds her head high and the Photographer is able to notice that her eyes are dry. Whatever she had to cry about, she's done with it, it's a thing of the past. He marvels at the feeling she emanates; it's something he's never seen before — the feeling of a clean slate, of the newness and the opportunity that comes after you graduate. She's not just crying, she's shedding her skin like a snake, growing newer and more beautiful scales. She's transforming. And as she brings a hand up to wipe some lipstick off of her face, his mind forces him to press down on the shutter button, and a click is heard.

Her eyes shoot up to meet his, and when they do, she smiles. Her part is done, and so is his.


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Whoever gets the TV reference in the title (no googling!) wins a prize. An air kiss from me. Yes, that.

Don't forget to check out my 100 Days of Summer project! Oh, and the texture belongs to the lovely pareeeerica.











Queen Day




Queen Day





Some days I feel like the Queen of...............cleaning the bathroom, washing the car, cooking, washing clothes....

Going to visit my cousins today, they live about 45 mins away. Its comfortable outside so I'm gonna put the top down and enjoy the ride and hope they cooked cause I'm soooo hungry.









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